Super sperm are neat
They come from my big fat meat
They taste very sweet
Yeah, I know it's shit, I wanted it to be.
I was just thinking earlier today... how long has it been since I've done one of my classic glass renders? You know what? I couldn't remember the last time I did one, so I made this. But I kept it authentic... I made it and rendered it entirely in under 18 minutes. Back before I started actually avoiding making glass stuff, most my things only took 20 minutes or less to make, because I was super lazy back then.
It was also a test to see if I still had the glass inside of me. Apparently it is.
you meant for that to be crap?..
damn you got a weird sense of what crap is made of..
anyways i like it but if you want us to hate it then i shall chase of the peasant village with torches and a pitchfork screaming "KEEL DE MONSTUR!!!"
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I went mad of course, but after a while that got boring and I eventually went sane...
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In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community.
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"Did you see his arms? They were like legs!"
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damn you got a weird sense of what crap is made of..
anyways i like it but if you want us to hate it then i shall chase of the peasant village with torches and a pitchfork screaming "KEEL DE MONSTUR!!!"
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I went mad of course, but after a while that got boring and I eventually went sane...
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can I keep you?
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No limits,
No end,
Eternity.
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